Happy National Pet Day everyone! Gather your cats, dogs, fish, hamsters, lobsters, and humans: A lot of you have been asking how Peeta has been doing with his transition, and we’ve heard your call. Today, I had the absolute pleasure of sitting down with the world famous black cat himself. You will get to hear directly from him. Peeta Nikolay Plumton Fournier, 4 years 3 months 20 days old, is here to share all about his transition to Philadelphia.
… okay… ?
Maybe he might be better off camera. We sat down, and this is what he said:
Mike: Peeta, thank you for joining me today.
M: So, let’s jump in. What do you think of the current American political landscape?
P: … (turns head to the left and pauses as if gathering his thoughts)
M: … ?
M: Good point?
After speaking with his agent, we agreed that Peeta’s story of getting lost and found in Philadelphia is best told through photos.
Day 1: The 10 Hour Drive. I didn’t pee the whole way. My Dads had to stop twice! TWICE. Embarrassing.
Night 1: They left me alone! PARTY! Where my Philly Cats at?!
Day 3: We sit on the couch. Dad cries a bit, he misses home. I stand guard like a rock. I must be his rock. I quietly mock him. Honestly, who watches American Idol? Take a shower already.
Day 10: I’m tired of being his rock. Leave me alone. I adjusted 10 days ago. #YOLO
Day 19: They say sleeping more is naturally part of the ‘transition’. Bah. Whatever. I’m fine. I have a busy life. Let me sleep.
Day 27: This Philly water is the BEST! I will take a mouthful from here…
… and drop it here. Dad only drinks filtered water…
Day 34: The birds mock me. I can only watch.
Day 42: The birds continue to mock me. Watch your back birds. I am connected. #FeralCatMob
Day 44: I designed this. You are welcome.
Day 48: Best part of moving. The gifts that keep on giving. Yes.
Day 50: Would you eat dry kibble? No more of that organic garbage that you feed me. Read my cat-lips: I want this. NOW.
Day 60: It’s been 2 months. I’m bored.
Time to join SnapCat.
Meow is right.
Day 63: My Easter Egg Hunt video went viral with 14 views. This is my time.
Day 64: My time continues. 16 views. I needed a computer to reply to my fan mail. Thanks for having a birthday Dad.
Day 64.5: I’ve actually become a bit of a ‘thing’ here in America.
Philly Street Artists can’t get enough of me. #MoreFamousThanCheesesteaks
Day 71: Today, I reflect on these last 2 months. Yeah it’s fine.
It turns out that nothing has really changed from Toronto.
Happy National Pet Day or whatever.
(Thank you Peeta for… your words of inspiration!)
Have a pet you love? Share in the comments! And like Valentine’s Day, don’t wait for a special day to tell your animals you love them. But if there is a day, like National Pet Day, love them a little more! Meow!
Song of the Day: Nothing. #micdrop
4 comments on “Through Peeta’s Eyes: Happy National Pet Day”
This is sweet and hilarious! Thanks for sharing, Peeta.
Also – Neko Atsume is the best!
Peeta sends his regards 🙂
Peeta is hilarious!
He comes upon it naturally 🙂